Gibbons & Lentils

The Greenies are a fraud. There, ive said it. No doubt some of their spineless kind would liked to be called 'eco warriors' or some such tripe but as the word 'warrior' often points to people with courage and honour they will get no such title from me. Green Nutcases is what they are and what they'll always be to me. Completely lacking in moral fibre and possessing a streak so hypocritical they could probably use it to power a small country.
'Save The Trees!' They shout. 'Save The Planet!' They yell, begging humanity to change its ways. We all know somebody like this. Those jellied types who try to offer gentle advice when in truth their lecturing goes by without so much a murmur. Sensible people stand, glazed over by the ant assed ramblings of the near mad and feeble.
Do these cretins not realise that this 'fragile' planet doesn't need us protecting it? It could quite easily carry on without us, and its damned arrogant of the Green Nutcases to think it couldn't. But then arrogance (and ignorance) is a common feature among the lentil brigade. They talk a big fight but are no more than cowards skulking behind a false veneer. Who do they think they are fooling? Certainly not me.
I can look beyond their facade; whenever they attempt to take the morally higher path I can actually see their tongues blister under the weight of lies. Sewer rats have better polished morals, and no doubt conduct their lives with more sincerity than these fools. And they speak in a such grand voice as if they are somehow superior but its a sham, and proof that they are bigger toads than toads could ever be. Their houses crammed with earth busting products.
Another thing which is a Green Nutcase favourite is trying to stop everyone else having a good time. (Probably because they themselves are wallowing in such misery.) They are happy to ban hunting and dog racing, anything these weirdos consider 'inhumane' is fair game (pun intended). Yet wise people never do this. I myself hate football and television (television does much more harm than hunting but greenies are not expected to understand this) but I do not wish to see them outlawed. Why? Because I DO care about others, I am NOT a hypocrite. I am sensible.
The best way to deal with them is to ignore them completely. Cowards and mad people tend to go away if they see nobody taking notice of their strange ravings. And know this my friends; the moon bathers can preach all the gutless sermons they want, if this ships sinking they're going with it. Where is the superiority in that?